caution: making almond milk while watching “sewing with nancy” causes severe depression

16Oct09

1. Soak cups full of raw organic almonds overnight
2. Blanch almonds (20 seconds in boiling water)
3. Blend almonds with water
4. Strain almond milk
5. Pour over some sort of healthy cereal with a lot of natural honey in it
6. Feel sick from eating too fast
7. Take a pain pill from the sugar induced headache- if you’re pregnant, mull over it first, then take it … then feel guilty about it
8. Embrace the Create Channel and continue to not do yard work
9. Ponder on the bizarre parallels you are finding between Sewing with Nancy and Saturday Night Live skits
10. After realizing how obvious it must be to everyone in the world why you’d be depressed … take a nap

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